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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 882 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 64 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 42 | Emeralds Found: | 2348 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 32 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!