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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 5548 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 42 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7918 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!