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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 1878 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1206 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!