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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 9438 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Magic Items Found: | 6758 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
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