Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1815 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 684 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
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