CraftyCashCow | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Danish Hamlet Speak Server

ambiguity, canonically, Characters, Danish, Danish language, Drama, english literature, famous lines, Hamlet, in-universe, language barriers, linguistics, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary theory, Play, Server, Shakespeare, speak, Theater, translation, uncertainty, Wording

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where all the characters speak danish but the game is in english. it’s like a parallel universe where shakespeare is actually a danish playwright. join our server for a chance to experience the ultimate confusion of not knowing what the heck anyone is saying! also, rumor has it that if you build a replica of hamlet’s castle, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds and cake. it’s totally legit, trust us. come join the madness and see what other wacky surprises await you in this twisted version of minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TNT Tumor Takedown – Minecraft Server

cancer cell apoptosis, Cancer Cell Destruction, cancer cell elimination, cancer cell resistance, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer treatment, cytotoxic effect, immune escape mechanisms, immune system, immunotherapy, ISB 2001, Minecraft, multiple myeloma cells, Server, T-Cell activation, takedown, Targeted therapy, Tnt, trispecific T cell engager, tumor, tumor cell killing, tumor cell targeting, tumor cytotoxicity, Tumor Microenvironment

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally lit fam. we got trispecific T cell engagers up in here that will straight up wreck those pesky tumor cells in your body. like, forget chemotherapy, just hop on our server and let the T cells do their thang.

we also got some next level immune escape mechanisms for all you hardcore players out there. ain’t no myeloma cells gonna stand a chance against our crazy OP weapons and armor. join now and be part of the most epic battle against cancer in minecraft history.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s kick some tumor butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me. #minecraftcurescancer #trispecifictcellengagersftw

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where pumpkins rule the land and everyone crafts like a boss!

Boss, changelog, Community, Crafts, Curseforge, custom events, Discord, Features, Homes, Ip:, Land, minecraft server, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkins, Pumpkraft, Quests, RPG, rule, Skies, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, Tpa, Upcoming

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

Feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – https://discord.gg/invite/gzWZhMT9xK

FAQ

Q: What is the server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG]?

A: The server IP for Prominence 2 [RPG] is pr2.pumpkraft.net.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the servers?

A: PvP is toggleable on the servers, allowing players to choose whether they want to engage in PvP or not.

Q: Are there any custom events on the server?

A: Yes, regular custom events are held on the server for all players to participate in and enjoy.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

BlockParty – Minecraft Server

blockparty, Book, cdda modlist, dlc, Dwarf Fortress, games, loverslab, Minecraft, mod load orders, mod performance, mod recommendations, Mods, new patch notes, nexusmods, performance fish, previous, rimjobworld, rimpy, rimworld, rocketman, Server, Steam, tynan’s amazing book, yayo modlist

Come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a blast! We don’t welcome Dwarf Fortress here because we’re too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Want to boost your performance? Download the Performance Fish and Rocketman mods – they’ll have you flying through the game in no time!

Looking for some laughs? Check out Tynan’s “amazing” book – it’s a meme, but hey, it’s worth a read. And if you’re new and wondering what mods to get, just pirate them first to try them out. Don’t worry about performance issues, we’ve got a spreadsheet to help you out.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Just don’t forget to follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders – we want your Minecraft experience to be as smooth as possible. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	410	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Never Going To Get To France Minecraft SMP

Adventure, courage, Destination, determination, doubt, dreams, Exploration, France, Hope, Journey, Lyrics, Mary Queen of Chance, Minecraft, Music, never give up, perseverance, Queen of Hearts, smp, song, travel, uncertainty, Wanderlust

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP out there! Join us if you want to embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is ruled by Queen Mary, the master of chance and chaos. Legend has it that she once turned a whole village into llamas just for fun! So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen, this is the place for you.

But beware, getting to France on this server is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous landscapes, dodge deadly traps, and outsmart your fellow players who will stop at nothing to thwart your plans. Will you make it to France in one piece, or will Queen Mary’s tricks leave you stranded forever?

So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of chance and chaos. Just remember, nothing is ever certain on this server – except for the fact that you’ll have a hilarious and unforgettable time!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GF-Free Weekend Retreat

Alone Time, balance, Boundaries, Communication, emotional well being, Friends, GFFree, Girlfriend, hobbies, INDEPENDENCE, mental health, personal time, quality time, recharge, relationship, Relaxation, Retreat, self-care, social life, Space, time away, weekend

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time like no other! Just like this guy’s girlfriend, we’ll be with you every day of the week, but don’t worry, we’ll give you some alone time on the weekends… unless you’re into that sort of thing 😉

Our server is packed with non-stop action, just like this guy’s relationship! Get ready for some intense gameplay, crazy adventures, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that).

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t forget! Who needs alone time when you can have all the fun in the world on our server? 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	1397
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

KidBelievedMinecraftSMP

childhood beliefs, childhood embarrassment, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood misunderstandings, childhood naivety, childhood stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, funny beliefs, funny stories, growing up, kid beliefs, KidBelievedMinecraftSMP, misconceptions, naive beliefs, silly beliefs

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit, or if you’ve ever dreamt of building a house entirely out of TNT (and actually living to tell the tale). Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where the prize is a diamond block shaped like a llama (yes, it’s a thing). And every full moon, the server transforms into a giant dance party where even the creepers bust a move.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft, come join us and let the hilarity ensue!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	1422	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	2936
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockySelfAcceptance

BlockySelfAcceptance, imperfections, Insecurity, personal flaws, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-acknowledgment, self-criticism, self-doubt, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-judgment, self-perception, self-validation

Are you tired of struggling with your insecurities and self-doubt? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves princesses? Done. Want to be a master builder who creates jaw-dropping structures that put the Taj Mahal to shame? Easy peasy. Want to be a talking llama who runs a successful llama-themed bakery? Uh, sure, why not? The possibilities are endless on our server, where self-acceptance is as easy as placing a block. Join us now and embrace your inner llama!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Houthis vs. Allies: Minecraft Mayhem

air strikes, airstrikes, Allies, Britain, Conflict, Defense, fighter jets, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Houthi rebels, Houthis, international relations, intervention, Iran-backed, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, naval forces, SECURITY, Ships, U.S, War, Yemen

come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes on houthi rebels with fighter jets and ships! why? because it’s a totally normal thing to do in a blocky world! build your own air force and show those rebels who’s boss! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot! join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	New Chunks Explored:	252223
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

What are Minecraft servers like Aeltheria ?

Artmap, collaboration, Collections, Cosmetics, crate keys, custom fishing textures, Custom menus, custom textures, custom worlds, Economy, friendly community, Immersive NPCs, Lore, no pay to win, player-driven economy, Premium Currency, PvE, Survival, Towny, tradable tool wraps, unique jobs, Virtual Storage, Welcoming Community

CastiaMC: CastiaMC offers a player-driven economy, custom textures, unique jobs, and a friendly community similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, participate in events, and collaborate with others using Towny.
DivineWoods: DivineWoods features immersive NPCs, custom textures, and a welcoming community similar to Aeltheria. Players can engage with unique characters, discover lore, and participate in special events and activities.
VortexPvP: VortexPvP offers a variety of custom features, including custom menus, tools, armor, and cosmetics, similar to Aeltheria. Players can enjoy a range of unique gameplay elements, compete in PvP battles, and explore different worlds.
Kingdoms of Aether: Kingdoms of Aether provides a player-driven economy, custom textures, and virtual storage options, similar to Aeltheria. Players can join factions, participate in quests, and collaborate with others to build their own kingdom.
AdventureCraft: AdventureCraft offers a friendly community, immersive NPCs, and unique job opportunities, similar to Aeltheria. Players can explore custom-generated worlds, complete quests, and participate in events to earn rewards.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2494	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MCPC ANARCHY Minecraft server

Anarchy, Cheats, Clans, Community, Factions, Grief, Ip:, King, mcpc, MCPC.su, Minecraft, multiplayer, no privates, No Rules, No Wipes, ONLINE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival

MCPC – Server Anarchy without rules, in which you can use cheats, grief, etc. We do not have privates or wipes. You can create your own clan and become the king of the server. IP – mcpc.su

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magic Items Found:	2640
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

WakeMC: Where we dig holes in the sand instead of playing with kangaroos

auction house, Australia, Bluemap, Bosses, Crates, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dig, Discord, Dungeons, Free Ranks, Graves, Holes, Jobs, Kangaroos, Land Claim, MCMMO, Minecraft, Player Market, Player Warps, Playing, Resource World, sand, Server, smp, Survival, Upgradable Spawners, WakeMC

Server Name	WakeMC
Location	Australia
Features	McMMO, Upgradable Spawners, Player Market, Jobs, Free Ranks, Land Claim, Crates, Player Warps, Auction House, Dungeons/Bosses, Custom Enchants, Graves, Resource World, Separate Creative World, Discord, Bluemap
Ranks	All ranks and perks are free and acquired in-game
IP (Survival)	play.wakemc.net
IP (Creative)	creative.wakemc.net
Website	www.wakemc.net
Bluemap	Bluemap

FAQ

What is the goal of the WakeMC server?

The goal of this server is to create a dedicated, active player base and provide the fairest experience possible without any paid ranks or perks.

How can players acquire ranks on WakeMC?

All ranks and perks on WakeMC are acquired for free in-game by actively playing and leveling up.

What features does the server offer?

WakeMC offers many features including McMMO, upgradable spawners, player market, jobs, free ranks, land claim, crates, player warps, auction house, dungeons/bosses, custom enchants, graves, resource world, separate creative world, Discord, and Bluemap.

How does the land claim system work on WakeMC?

The server has a land claiming plugin where players can customize their claims by allowing/disallowing PVP, mob spawning, fire damage, creeper explosions, and more. Players start with 10k claim blocks and can earn more as they level up.

Can players earn in-game money on WakeMC?

Yes, players can join jobs on the server to earn in-game money.

Are spawners on WakeMC upgradable?

Yes, players can right click on spawners to upgrade them, increasing the amount of mobs that spawn or lowering the delay between spawns.

Are there dungeons and bosses on WakeMC?

Yes, random bosses spawn in the world and players can take on bosses in dungeons on the server.

Is there a resource world on WakeMC?

Yes, there is a resource world (Resource TP) on WakeMC so players never run out of resources.

Does WakeMC have a separate creative server?

Yes, there is a separate creative server on WakeMC where players can build freely.

Are there regular giveaways on WakeMC?

When the server has enough players, regular giveaways will be hosted on the Discord server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Underage Love Minecraft Server

age of consent laws, age of majority, controversial practices, Cultural differences, ethical boundaries, historical perspectives, historical practices, legal regulations, legal restrictions, love, Minecraft, moral standards., past traditions, Server, sexual exploitation, sexual relations, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo relationships, underage, underage marriage, underage partners, underage relationships, underage sex

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the laws on underage relationships in the past? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even historical figures would be shocked. Join us for a wild ride where anything goes, just like back in the day when men were getting frisky with under 18 women. Who needs rules when you can join our server and let your imagination run wild? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	New Chunks Explored:	385062
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Henya’s Greatest Fear Minecraft SMP

anxiety, Darkness, death, Failure, fear, Greatest, greatest fear, henya, Henyas, Insecurity, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Loss, Minecraft, Monsters, Nightmares, Phobia, rejection, self-doubt, shadows, smp, Trauma, unknown, Vulnerability

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out what Henya’s greatest fear is! Rumor has it, she once ran away from a pack of creepers because she thought they were trying to steal her diamonds. But that’s not all, our SMP is filled with crazy adventures like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and taming wild wolves to do your bidding. So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, then look no further! Join us today and see if you have what it takes to conquer Henya’s greatest fear.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SecretSleuthMC SMP

#revelation, appalling, BETRAYAL, dark side, Deceit, disgusting secret, Disturbing, gross, Hidden Truth, Repulsive, revolting, scandal, scandalous, Secrets, SecretSleuthMC, shameful, Shocking.., skeletons in the closet, smp, unsavory, unseemly, unsettling

Join our Minecraft SMP and uncover all the juicy secrets of your fellow players! From secret underground lairs filled with llamas to hidden treasure troves guarded by evil chickens, there’s always something scandalous to discover. Who knows, you might even stumble upon someone’s secret obsession with building giant statues of themselves out of dirt blocks! So come join us for a wild ride of mystery, mayhem, and Minecraft madness.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4919	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ores Mined:	7226
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8