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Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 1123 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6317 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!