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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 6086 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Epic Quests Completed: | 25 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!