🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6242 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4844 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 12 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 34 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that launches you into the sky and gives you a free pet dragon. Plus, every player gets a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers from its eyes. And did I mention the treasure hunt where you can find a chest full of emeralds and enchanted golden apples?
So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Who needs a cheap hobby when you can have all this insanity for free? See you in the game, fellow blockheads!