CraftyCash: Silly Spends | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Crops Grown:	3230
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	4933
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of wasting your money on boring things like socks and toothpaste? Well, come join our Minecraft server and spend your money on something truly ridiculous – virtual diamonds! That’s right, on our server, you can buy all the shiny rocks your heart desires and show them off to all your friends. Who needs real-life essentials when you can have pixelated bling?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that he can lay golden eggs on command. Join us and bask in the glory of his clucky majesty as you build your empire of chicken coops and feathered minions.

So why waste your money on mundane things when you can join our server and indulge in the most ridiculous and hilarious virtual escapades? Come on over and let the madness begin!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2443
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3792
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4277
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Ores Mined:	6635	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	369453
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Towns Built:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crops Grown:	9383
Dragons Tamed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Animals Bred:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Emeralds Found:	6297
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Villages Defended:	19
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	334	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crops Grown:	3752	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5327	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Dragons Tamed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	650
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	599611
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alien Abductions:	5

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Buildings Constructed:	7
Votes:	3429	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Animals Bred:	96	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4144
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	3

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!