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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5421 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1768 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 23 |
join our epic minecraft server where you can either become the richest player ever or just throw all your diamonds into lava and say “fuck it” like a true rebel. we have a secret underground society of players who only communicate in pig latin and dress up as chickens on weekends. our admin once built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the sun and somehow survived. come join us for the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft experience of your life. who needs money when you can have this much fun?
