CraftyCartelMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9801	Void Armor Forged:	26
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Void Armor Forged:	25	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	1079
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Farms Harvested:	778
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	410
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8442
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
New Chunks Explored:	621754	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crops Grown:	2820
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	196	Divine Spears Created:	23
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	299	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3799
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Mines Excavated:	1553
Dragon Scales Harvested:	282	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Crops Grown:	7080
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	428	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Void Armor Forged:	15	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

Players:	107/200	Votes:	6655
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9