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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 2554 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 114 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
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