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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9436 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 261 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!
So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.