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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 7716 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 18 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!
So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.