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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 9095 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 473 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 | Potions Brewed: | 170 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2051 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 7 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join this SMP, you’ll get the best career advice ever, like, “Always carry a bucket of water with you in case you accidentally fall into lava” or “Don’t trust anyone who offers to trade you diamonds for dirt”! It’s life-changing stuff, I swear!
So, like, come join us and experience all the chaos and craziness that is this Minecraft SMP! Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.