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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 403 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Ores Mined: | 8124 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
Void Gems Collected: | 18 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.
So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.