CraftyCarCaper | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BoyfriendBlockheadAITA

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual world where you can build your dream home, mine for diamonds, and battle zombies with your friends.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter unexpected challenges on our server. Maybe your house is running out of water and you need to dig for a new spring to keep it flowing. Or perhaps your boyfriend is being a total noob and wants to move out instead of putting in the work to fix it. Don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual shovels and pickaxes to help you out!

So why join our server? Because where else can you live in a house for free, deal with water shortages, and have a boyfriend who thinks apartments are better than fixing problems? It’s like reality TV, but in pixelated form. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our crazy Minecraft world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	486	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sayonara, Old Sayings!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas (yes, you read that right).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nether Kitten, a creature so cute it can make even the toughest creeper explode with joy.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us for the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Love Letters Sent:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Neuro Club Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fighters are as rare as a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Forget about the neurotypical boys club, here we welcome all kinds of players, even the tryhard autists who are stuck fighting 82 IQ peruvians with 0 game knowledge (how did they even get here?). But fear not, because those 82 IQ peruvians will somehow climb higher than anyone else, making for some epic battles and hilarious moments.

Join our server for a chance to witness the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next 82 IQ peruvian climbing to the top against all odds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft server, where anything is possible (even if it defies all logic)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

The Most Famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old dirt houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama. Sounds crazy, right? But that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. We have players who build roller coasters that go straight to the Nether, players who host dance parties in the End dimension, and even players who have tamed creepers as pets. Yes, you read that right. Tamed creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic server-wide events like the Great Sheep Shearing Competition, where players race to shear as many sheep as possible in 10 minutes (spoiler alert: chaos ensues). Or how about the annual Ender Dragon Fashion Show, where players dress up the Ender Dragon in the most fabulous armor they can find? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a bedazzled dragon flying around the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join the most famous Indonesian Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server. Or you might just end up building a dirt house like everyone else. Either way, it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RedditPostSMP: StillNotOverIt

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there! Join us for a chance to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords!

Our server is so wild that one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying golden eggs everywhere. And don’t even get me started on the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of angry llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magic Items Found:	1331
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyConfessions

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Are you tired of hiding your guilty pleasure for Minecraft from your friends and family? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and indulge in your secret obsession without judgment or shame.

Our server is like a secret underground society where all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like creating a roller coaster that launches players into the stratosphere? We won’t stop you! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky laws of physics).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are. From epic build battles to hilarious pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our moderators are always on hand to keep things running smoothly and make sure everyone is having a blast.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your guilty pleasure for Minecraft run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that your secret obsession is shared by more people than you ever imagined.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JustStorm off-season, wipe, lor server Minecraft

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The owner of the JustStorm off-season wipe lor server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Star Shards Collected:	226
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Enchantments Applied:	216
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5183

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Blocky Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the Elbaf arc of Minecraft servers – epic, action-packed, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to be the MVP of your own Minecraft adventure! We promise that our server will drop soon, just like those juicy MVPRaws. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon some spoilers that will blow your mind!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4494	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Dragon Age: The Veilguard Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are all a bunch of “fucking tourists” because we can’t stand the “woke” content in the game. We don’t want no boring, politically correct players here, we want chaos and mayhem!

Join us if you want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, or if you want to start a llama racing league. We don’t care about following the rules, we make our own rules!

And don’t worry about being judged for your weird builds or crazy ideas, we embrace all the madness here. So come on in and let your creativity run wild, because on this server, anything goes!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Buildings Constructed:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

DivorceCraft: Splitting the Loot

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of financial planning even in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we take account sharing to a whole new level!

Join us and experience the thrill of splitting your retirement fund with your in-game spouse if one of you happens to die first. But wait, there’s a twist – if your in-game spouse decides to remarry, you’ll only get half of your retirement fund, because let’s face it, their new virtual partner should have their own financial plan!

Don’t worry about your hard-earned virtual retirement going to waste on someone else’s in-game shopping spree. Join our server and protect your virtual assets for the future of your virtual children, who may or may not exist one day after your in-game demise.

So come on, join us and be a part of the most financially responsible Minecraft server out there. Who knew retirement planning could be so entertaining?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WildCraft73: WWF Edition

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Come join our epic minecraft server where the wildlife populations are so lit, they’re plunging like a bungee jumper on steroids! With a 73% drop since 1970, you’ll be dodging endangered species left and right while trying to survive in this crazy virtual world. But don’t worry, our server has all the resources you need to build, craft, and conquer – just watch out for those pesky WWF activists trying to save the animals. Join now for a wild ride that’ll have you saying “what the actual heck is happening?!”

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4542
Love Letters Sent:	17	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

PolyCraft: Where the only thing grey is the list of people who actually read the server rules! 1.21 version – join us now!

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Poly-Craft Minecraft Server

Description
Poly-Craft (Semi-Vanilla, Greylisted, Mature!) 1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.

Overview:

Greylisted, semi-vanilla survival server
Focused on a tight-knit community

Features:

Waystone
Double Shulker Shells
Invis. Item Frames
Katters and Qraftys structure packs
Master Stonecutter recipes
More Food data pack
Chest/shulker previews
/trigger gotospawn
Treefeller
Graves

Join Us:

You can apply to join here.

Server IP: Polycraft.mcserver.us

Discord: Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the application form and get greylisted.
What version is the server running?	1.21 Map started on 6/26/2024.
What are the main features of the server?	Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, etc.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Thank You for Staffing Our Brothels Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have plenty of slavs to go around! Need some extra hands to help you mine for diamonds? Look no further, our slavs are here to serve you. But don’t worry, they’re well compensated with virtual bread and potatoes.

Join our server and experience the thrill of running your very own brothel! Build your own redstone-powered love shack and watch as players from all over the world flock to your establishment. Just make sure to keep it PG-13, we don’t want any scandalous behavior on our server.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon? That’s right, we have dragons roaming our server just waiting to be tamed. Just be sure to have plenty of enchanted apples on hand, those dragons can be quite picky eaters.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience all the madness and mayhem we have to offer. Who knew virtual slavs, brothels, and dragons could all exist in one place?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

mfw i fuck up and reveal they feed me… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to use your brain to come up with answers? Well, look no further because on our server, we literally feed you the answers live! That’s right, no need to think for yourself anymore, just sit back and let us do all the work for you. Join now for the most brainless Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs intelligence when you have us feeding you answers like a baby bird? 🤣🐦 #EZmode #NoBrainNoProblem

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470