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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Holy Grails Found: 1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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