CraftyCanuckTradeDeal | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Emeralds Found:	1961
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Crops Grown:	6389	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, this server is like, the coolest thing ever, man. like, you gotta join because, like, the president of ecuador said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta join it.” and then he high-fived justin bieber, it was epic.

like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this totally rad trade deal with canada. you’ll be trading diamonds for maple syrup and beaver pelts. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you join the server, you’ll get superpowers. like, you’ll be able to fly like a chicken or shoot fireballs from your eyes. it’s gonna be insane, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become a part of the most epic trade deal in minecraft history. ecuador president approved, bro.

Suzu’s Realm 1.21.3

#Automotive, 1.21.3, besto, CAR, impregnate, impregnation, Isuzu, Isuzu besto, Isuzu impregnation, Isuzu Sento, Isuzu Sento best., Isuzu Sento impregnation, Isuzu sex, Isuzu Sexto, Isuzu Sexto best, Isuzu Sexto impregnation, Japanese car, Realm, Sedan, sex, sexto impregnation, Sexy, Suzus, Vehicle

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magic Items Found:	1424
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	197	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Join this server for the ultimate Minecraft experience, where you can impregnate Isuzu Sexto and create a whole new world of baby Minecraft players. It’s like a virtual baby shower, but with blocks and creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a Minecraft parent and raise a whole army of blocky babies. It’s a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join Isuzu Sexto and get ready for some total Sexto impregnation!

MommaCraft Minecraft Server

Apology, apology refusal, arguments, avoidance, Boyfriend, carpool, Christmas parade, cold shoulder, Communication, Conflict, family dynamics, float decoration, friendship, girl scouts, group dynamics, ignoring, living situation, Minecraft, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, MommaCraft, Server, step mom

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a creeper explosion!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether. Just like the time I tried to carpool with my boyfriend’s niece and ended up in a float decorating disaster! But that’s not all, folks. Prepare yourself for the ultimate showdown between me and my boyfriend’s stepmom. She’s giving me the cold shoulder like a snow golem in a heatwave.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic Christmas parade where tensions run higher than a stack of diamond blocks. Will I ever get an apology? Will the drama ever end? Join our server to find out and experience the chaos for yourself. Trust me, you won’t be able to log off from this rollercoaster of emotions!

HangryCraft

aita, food agreement, food boundaries, food boundaries communication, food budget, food communication, food locking, food privacy, food respect, food security, food sharing, food storage, food theft, food theft prevention, HangryCraft, Hide it away, Missing food, roommate situation, separate food

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your precious resources! Just like how this player had to lock up their food to prevent it from being stolen, you can lock up your diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear in our secure vaults!

Join us for a wild adventure where you never have to worry about someone sneaking into your base and stealing your hard-earned loot. Our community is filled with friendly players who respect each other’s belongings, unless of course, you forget to lock up your chests – then all bets are off!

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of protecting your valuables like never before. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover a secret underground base filled with stolen cookies and coffee creamer – just kidding (or are we?)!

MuskCraft2028: Trump’s Exit Strategy

Corruption, cybersecurity, data breach, data security, exit, federal government, government accountability, government oversight, government transparency, hard drives, Information Security, Musk, MuskCraft2028, political ethics., Politics, presidential term, scandal, security breach, sensitive information, strategy, Technology, trump, Trump administration, Trumps

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Trump’s Twitter feed and more scandalous than a Musk rocket launch? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Trump himself would be shaking in his oversized suit.

Join us as we navigate through a world where Trump is the king of the land, Musk is the wizard pulling all the strings, and the only way to survive is by building the biggest, most beautiful wall (sorry, Mexico not included).

With secret hard-drives hidden throughout the server, you never know what sensitive information you might stumble upon. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Trump’s mysterious hair.

So why wait for 2028 to see Trump leave when you can witness the chaos unfold right now on our server? Join us and let the madness begin!

EliteCraft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, control, Democracy, Diplomacy, EliteCraft, European elite, european union, foreign policy, global politics, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Server, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

TrumpTailsMC

authoritarianism, Diplomacy, DOMINANCE, European politicians, european union, foreign policy, global politics, influence, international relations, Manipulation, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, Submission, trump, Trump administration, TrumpTailsMC, united states, wag their tails, world leaders

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7342
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Emeralds Found:	4363
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!

Bingo’s Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, animated, Australian, Australian culture, Bingo, Bingos, Bluey, cartoon, Characters, children’s show, Dogs, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, humor, Minecraft, parenting, Popular, preschool, Siblings, TV series, unrealistic

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE BONKERS THAN A MONKEY ON A POGO STICK? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON THIS SERVER, WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND DIAMONDS THAT TALK! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, TALKING DIAMONDS!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE’VE ALSO GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH LLAMAS THAT WEAR TOP HATS AND SING SHOW TUNES!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE GIANT CHICKEN THAT RULES OVER THE LAND WITH AN IRON FIST? YEAH, HE’S A REAL TOUGH GUY, BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S GOT A SOFT SPOT FOR PLAYERS WHO BRING HIM BUCKETS OF KFC.

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN IN ON THE CRAZINESS! WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF WACKY ADVENTURES AWAIT YOU!

GeoquestMC

Earth, Economy, Empire, Factions, Geopolitical, GeoquestMC, Minecraft, Server, Survival, TOWN, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Secret Passages Found:	5	Crops Grown:	3605
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

GeoquestMC is a geopolitical towny server where you are free to do what you want. Form a town, rise an empire, and take over Earth!

Join us at geoquestmc.com

geoquestmc.com

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

100, Anarchy, Bases, best map, betray, BROKE, cash prize, Chaotic Admins, Cheats, Connect, Discord, Door, Friend, Ip:, lavacasts, Lawless MC, Pigman, rule, semi anarchy, Streamer, Unpredictable, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, zombie

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
ANARCHY BUT NO CHEATS
VANILLA GAMEPLAY BUT CHAOTIC ADMINS
Unpredictable server with old bases and lavacasts
Best map among minecraft servers
$100 cash prize for top streamer

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats on the server?	No, cheats are not allowed on the server.
How do I connect to the server?	Use the IP address: lawlessmc.com
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/2bYvHmQX

Fauna’s Echoes 1.20.4

1.20.4, adaptation, Animal Behavior, Behavior, biology, conservation, Copy, Echoes, Environment, Evolution, Fauna, Faunas, follow, Footsteps, imitate, learning, mimic, Nature, Observation, replicate, study, Traits, wildlife

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Items Found:	6585	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

OMG, u gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, just like that time when Fauna tried to ride a pig off a cliff!

I heard this server has like, magical powers or something. Like, you can turn into a unicorn and fly around shooting rainbow lasers at creepers.

And get this, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. I heard even the Ender Dragon busts a move on the dance floor!

Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking potato named Spud.

So, like, why are you still reading this? Go join the server and let the madness begin!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

abusive partner, arseholes, Budget, close friends, cousins, DEBT, Etiquette, family, Fiance, Grandparents, guest list, immediate family, in-laws, Invitations, long-term partners, Minecraft, Partners, Prioritizing, relationships, selfish, Server, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9634
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Void Armor Forged:	22	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server where family drama doesn’t exist? Well, look no further than our server! We promise not to invite your crazy aunt or your cousin’s new partner who you’ve never even met.

Join us and experience a world where you can build your dream wedding venue without any unwanted guests crashing the party. Our budget-friendly server can accommodate up to 70 players, so you can invite all your immediate family and close friends without breaking the bank.

And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for not inviting your MIL’s awful partner. In fact, we encourage it! Because who needs toxic people ruining the vibe on your special day?

So come on over and join us for a drama-free wedding celebration like no other. Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explosion instead? Let’s build some memories together!

Tax-Hating Billionaires Craft

billionaires, class warfare, Craft, discrimination, double standards, economic disparity, Ethics, Fairness, Government, Hypocrisy, Immigrants, Immigration Policy, INEQUALITY, Justice, Politics, Privilege, Social Issues, social justice, tax evasion, TAXES, TaxHating, wealth gap

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want some wild and wacky fun!

Join us and become part of a community that values chaos and craziness above all else. We don’t discriminate against anyone, except for those pesky immigrants who pay taxes – they’re not welcome here! But if you’re a billionaire who doesn’t pay taxes, then you’ll fit right in.

Our server is filled with insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?). So come on over and join the madness – you won’t regret it!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Brussels, Brussels response, CraftyBlock, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, EU, EU response, european union, firm, global economy, international trade, Minecraft, political tensions, response, Retaliatory measures, Server, Tariffs, threatened, trade policies, trade tensions, trade war, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and build some epic stuff, then this is the place to be, bro!

we got dragons flying around, like, breathing fire and stuff, and, like, you can ride them into battle against evil creepers and zombies. it’s, like, totally epic!

plus, we have this secret hidden treasure that, like, only the bravest players can find. it’s, like, filled with diamonds and emeralds and all that shiny stuff.

oh, and did i mention that we have a giant lava pit where you can, like, challenge other players to duels? it’s, like, so intense, bro!

so, like, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever and have the time of your life, then, like, come join us now! you won’t regret it, i promise!

BlockyBoozeBan: No USA Drinks Allowed!

alcohol ban, alcohol consumption, alcohol control, alcohol import, alcohol policy, alcohol purchase, alcohol regulation, alcohol restriction, alcohol sales, Allowed, BlockyBoozeBan, Canadian provinces, cross-border trade, drinks, government decision, international relations, North American trade, ontario, provincial ban, provincial law, public health, québec, Usa, USA alcohol

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5553
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we ban all USA alcohol just like Québec and Ontario!! y not come build ur own virtual bar and serve only canadian drinks like maple syrup shots and poutine cocktails 😂🍁🍻

we got crazy events like a moose racing competition where u gotta ride ur moose through obstacle courses and avoid getting hit by flying beavers 🦫🦌

if u join now, u get a free pet polar bear to ride around on and show off to ur friends 🐻🏔️

so come on over to our server and let’s have a poutine party like never before!! 🎉🍟🇨🇦 #sorrynotsorry #eh?

Broomstix

bartering, Broomstix, Economy, Harddifficulty, Landclaiming, PvP, Pvparena, smp, Teleportation, TutorialWarps, VotingRanks

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Alien Abductions:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Java & Bedrock IP	play.broomstix.net
Default ports
Discord server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on Minecraft version 1.21.4: The Pale Garden
Bedrock and Java cross-play
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with a lead
Free fly in overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No griefing allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld
In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Is this server compatible with both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft?

Yes, this server has cross-play support for both Java and Bedrock editions, and no Java account is required.

2. Are there any custom features on this server?

Yes, there are custom enchantments, the ability to teleport mobs with leads, and a bartering economy system.

3. Is griefing allowed on this server?

No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

4. Are there any special events or features on the server?

Yes, there is free fly in the overworld on Sundays, a main PvP arena with keep inventory, and random teleportation in the overworld.