CraftyCanuckTariffs | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Disrespectful Agree Craft

agree, Agreement, civility, Communication, communication skills, compromise, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, Craft, debate, dialogue, differing opinions, disagreement, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful agreement, healthy debate, Manners, mutual respect, perspective, relationships, respectful disagreement, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, OUR MODS ARE LIKE NINJAS ON SPEED, READY TO BAN ANY TROLLS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “CREEPER”.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ZOMBIE THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE. PLUS, IF YOU CAN RESPECTFULLY DISAGREE, THAT ALSO MEANS YOU CAN DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE. MIND BLOWN, RIGHT?

Worldborne

alliances, Character, Conquer, Conquest, Diplomacy, diplomat, Discord, DOMINANCE, fresh world, Lore, Roleplay, Staff Team, Strategist, Suggestions, Theme, Vanilla, warrior, whitelist process, Worldborne

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6642
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Overview of Worldborne Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Nations and Races	Create or join powerful nations and explore a world rich with diverse races and lore.
War and Combat	Engage in epic wars with other nations to prove your dominance!
Custom Items	Enjoy custom items made by staff and give suggestions for inclusivity.
Server Launch Date	Launched on January 31st, providing a fresh world for players.
Roleplay Support	Supports RP with a whitelist process to ensure everyone is on the same page.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Worldborne server, please join our Discord using the invite link provided and follow the instructions there.

2. Are there any rules or guidelines for gameplay?

Yes, we have rules and guidelines in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or server information for more details.

3. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, players have the option to create or join powerful nations within the world of Worldborne.

4. How does combat work on the server?

Combat on Worldborne involves engaging in epic wars with other nations to prove dominance and strategic prowess.

5. Are custom items available on the server?

Yes, custom items created by the staff team are available for players to enjoy. Suggestions for new items are also welcome.

Cosmic Human Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Advanced, aliens, Civilizations, Cosmic, DENISOVANS, Evolution, evolutionary anatomy, Hands, Human, human-like, intelligence, interbreed, Manipulation, Neanderthals, physical environment, Primitive, Realms, sapience, tentacles, Tools

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Votes:	6785	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where animals have evolved to have human-like bodies and build civilizations. Bro, you gotta join this server because you can chill with these animal people who can actually make tools and stuff. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with a bird that can build a house or a four-legged animal that can craft weapons? Plus, maybe you can even interbreed with them like we did with neanderthals and denisovans. It’s a wild world out there, man. Join now and experience the ultimate crossover of species!

RentDrama Minecraft Server

aita, broken into bathroom, brother staying over, careless roommate, college bestie, credit reports, damaged property, Florida apartment, friendship ended, leaving roommate, legal action, locked bedroom, messy room, Minecraft, moving out, paying rent, Pregnancy, RentDrama, returning home, roommate drama, roommate troubles, Server, stopped paying rent, stopping the electric, theft, trashed apartment, TV theft, wearing clothes

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1804
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mines Excavated:	2518	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and TV’s are stolen with a knife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and virtual thievery.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of having your belongings stolen by your own roommate’s brother? Look no further! Our server offers the unique experience of having your locked room broken into, your clothes worn by strangers, and your personal space violated in the most outrageous ways possible.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of disconnecting the electricity to prevent spiteful bills, stopping paying rent to teach someone a lesson, and ultimately trashing the apartment in a fit of rage. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all this chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come join us on our server, where friendships are fleeting and TV’s are fair game for anyone with a knife and a lack of boundaries. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	476	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Zombie Dances:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Star Shards Collected:	55	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchantments Applied:	94

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6242
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	113
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	124	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Star Shards Collected:	271

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Dragons Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	942405	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Runes Activated:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3065
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Animals Bred:	35
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Players:	110/800	Votes:	2148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7