CraftyCanuckRevolt | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

aircraft, Aviation, Boeing 777, Boeing777SeaSearch, debris, Disappearance, Flight, investigation, Malaysia Airlines, MH370, Minecraft, Ocean, parts, Recovery, researchers, sea, search, Server, speculation, Technology, theory, Tracking

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

16 years old, Abuse, activism, Beaten, cellmate, detention, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, Justice, Legal System, political prisoner, political repression, prison conditions, PrisonCraft16, protest, Putins, russia, teenager, youth activism, youth rights

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

animal study, electrical charge, electrical sutures, Fast, healing, healing wounds, healthcare advancement, innovative treatment, Lightning, medical breakthrough, Medical research, medical technology, Rats, reduced, speed up, study, Surgical Innovation, surgical stitches, tissue regeneration, traditional sutures, wound area, wound care, wound healing, ZapStitch

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

[core protect], 21, Application Process, Backpacks, Community, Conversations, Corner, Cozy, cozy games, CREEPERS, discord community, Dynmap, Expansion, home, Mature, Minecraft, Nature, Plants, proximity chat, reading, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Spawn, update, vanilla tweaks, vault hunters, voice mod, welcome channel

Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there an age requirement to join the server?	Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
What are some of the server features?	The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
Is there a discord community associated with the server?	Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
Are there any special events or limited time servers?	Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period?	Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CoolCraft Minecraft Server

2-pack, Beverages, carbonated drinks, coolcraft, health, Minecraft, painos, pepsi max, refreshment, Relaxation, sauna, sauna accessories, sauna benefits, sauna experience, sauna relaxation, sauna session, sauna therapy, Server, Soda, soft drinks, stress relief, two pack, wellness

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Buildings Constructed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

ancient civilizations, Assyrians, Colonization, Conquer, Conquerors, crusaders, greeks, History, imperialism, Invaders, lebanon, Mediterranean, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, OTTOMANS, Persians, Phoenicians, ROMANS, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NoShowSis Minecraft Server

birthday celebration, birthday disappointment, birthday expectations, birthday letdown, birthday tradition, college separation, communication breakdown, family conflict, family dynamics, family traditions, joint birthday, Minecraft, NoShowSis, Server, sibling bond, sibling communication, sibling expectations, sibling loyalty., sibling relationship, sibling resentment, sibling rivalry, sibling separation, Twins

Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

GFreeloaderCraft

abusive behavior, ADVANTAGE, appreciation, bare minimum, contribute or leave, Contribution, East LA, EXCUSE, freeloader, GFreeloaderCraft, hollywood hills, Indefinitely, Lifestyle, pull her weight, relationship, rent free, toxic behavior, transaction, Ultimatum

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BadAdviceMC SMP

bad advice, BadAdviceMC, detrimental advice, incorrect advice, misguided advice, misguided suggestion, poor guidance, smp, terrible advice, unhelpful advice, useless advice, worst advice, worst advice ever, worst advice experience, worst advice given, worst advice heard, worst advice in life, worst advice memory, worst advice received, worst advice situation, worst advice story

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Dimension Hops:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

NoHabitChangeMC

addiction, bad habit, Behavior, compulsion, detrimental, Difficult, hard to break, indulgence, Ingrained, NoHabitChangeMC, PERSISTENT, resistance, Routine, self-destructive, Stubborn, temptation, Unhealthy, unwilling to change, unyielding, vice

Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6637	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

blocked, blocks, Censorship, Chat, Communication, crackdown, Discord, freedom of speech, Government, instant messaging, internet, messaging app, Minecraft, ONLINE, Platform, Reports, restrictions, russia, SECURITY, Server, social media, TASS, Technology

So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

airstrike, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Combat, defense forces, extremist group, Havoc, heckin, hezbollah, HIDEOUT, idf, Israel, lebanon, Middle East conflict, militant organization, military operation, Minecraft, PvP, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, Server, targeted attack, terrorists, underground headquarters, War on Terror

LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Colonial Canine DNA Quest

ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, anthropology, archaeological evidence, canine, canines, colonial, colonization impact, cultural heritage, Dna, DNA analysis, European colonization, evolutionary biology, genetic ancestry, genetic diversity, genetic research, History, humans, indigenous peoples, migration patterns, North America, population genetics, prehistoric societies, Quest

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Deadtime, Economy, Faction, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, WIPE TODAY

The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Girl Power Minecraft Server

American, CHANGE, Corpo, decision, Evil, funny, girl, guy, humor, internet culture, japanese, jeff bezos, meme, Minecraft, power, satire, Server, social commentary, TRASH TALKING, trending, viral, Women, women be like, Yagoo

Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.