hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server EVER?? well u gotta join our server cuz we got canadian websites spreadin pro-kremlin stuff, like what even is that?? but it’s super cool trust me.

we got crazy stories like one time a creeper tried to blow up the whole server but our fearless leader rode in on a pig and saved the day. true story bro.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. but shh don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret.

so come join our server and be part of the most epic adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh and did i mention we have a pet dragon?? yeah, we’re that cool.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Dragons Tamed: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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