So, like, u ever wanted to play Minecraft on a server run by a Canadian auto parts billionaire who got arrested for sexual assault? well, this is the server for u! come join us for some crazy adventures and scandalous shenanigans. who knows what kind of wild stuff will happen next! plus, Frank Stronach himself might even pop in to say hi from prison. join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
Meteorites Collected: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45
Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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