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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 3438 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 39 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
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