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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 8845 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 26 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 24 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
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