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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 7111 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 46 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!