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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 3315 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 15 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!