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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 1527 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 501 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!