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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 687 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 4368 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 916481 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!