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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9553 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
Villages Defended: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!