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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 9635 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!