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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5545 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!