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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 3799 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Just like the parents in the story, we don’t bring our kids to places where virtual blocks are consumed! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure your children have a blast playing in our virtual world without any questionable behavior.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting drunk is the Ender Dragon after we defeat it in an epic battle! Build, explore, and have a great time with our crazy community of gamers. And remember, we’re not assholes, we’re just Minecraft enthusiasts with a sense of humor!