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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 8867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 13 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.