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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2251 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 66 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
we got all da cool kids playin’ on dis server, makin’ friendships dat last a lifetime. plus, we got secret hidden treasures scattered all around da map. you gotta be quick tho, cuz dem treasures disappear faster den my ex-girlfriend when she saw my mom’s meatloaf.
so come on down, join da fun, and maybe, just maybe, you’ll unlock da secret to eternal youth and happiness. or at least have a good laugh with some new friends. haha.