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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34	Crops Grown:	6506
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Potions Brewed:	139
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Animals Bred:	81
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyComrades

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come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Buildings Constructed:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

DadCraft Drama: AITA?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as wild as the creepers exploding all around you! Join us for a chance to escape your own crazy family secrets and build a new life in a virtual world.

If you thought finding out your uncle is actually your father was shocking, just wait until you see the hidden secrets and surprises we have in store for you on our server. Who needs therapy when you can mine diamonds and fight off zombies to cope with your newfound family revelations?

Don’t worry about forming relationships with estranged relatives here – on our server, the only family you need is your fellow players who will have your back through every blocky adventure. So come join us and let’s mine, build, and laugh our way through the chaos together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7050	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GrindCraft SMP

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Are you tired of wasting your precious time and energy on things that don’t bring you any return? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your problems! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they were chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. But instead of running away in fear, they decided to befriend the llamas and together, they formed a llama army that conquered the entire server. And that player? They became the llama king, ruling over their subjects with a hoof of iron.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond disco ball that grants wishes to those who can bust a move like no other.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and say goodbye to wasting your time on boring activities. Who knows, you might just become the next llama king or disco ball dancer extraordinaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Annoyingly Normal

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard-earned creations? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where all creepers have been replaced with adorable kittens that explode into a shower of rainbows and sparkles. And forget about getting lost in the Nether – our portal system will teleport you directly to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, and even tame a dragon to ride around the map in style. And if you ever get bored of building epic castles and roller coasters, you can always participate in our daily llama races or join the search for the legendary golden carrot hidden somewhere in the world.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new world of insanity and hilarity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Animals Bred:	165
Dimension Hops:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PixelPoutinePutinJustice

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So, like, imagine this, right? You log onto this Minecraft server and BAM! You’re in the middle of a crazy battle between Russian billionaires and Canadian far-right influencers. The U.S. Department of Justice is all up in there, trying to stop the madness. But hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join in on the fun? Build your own empire, fight epic battles, and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way. So, like, join now and be part of the wildest Minecraft server ever! Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Crafty Wow Server – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where you can become a powerful warlock or mage and battle it out with other players in epic magical duels!

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard and be part of the most prestigious group of warlocks and mages in the land. Or if you prefer the EU server, join the Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your magical skills to players across the pond.

But beware, the war within is real and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive. So grab your wand, put on your wizard hat, and join us on this insane adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, you might even discover a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted dragons and enchanted golden pickaxes!

Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the magic begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Divine Spears Created:	19
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5