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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 5940 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 12 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 122 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
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