CraftyBitchesIntervention

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Are you tired of your friends being all serious and dramatic about your weight? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense!

Join our server and leave all the diet plans and workout routines behind. Instead, indulge in virtual French fries and ice cream without any judgment! Who needs salads and low-cal yogurt when you can have a feast fit for a Minecraft king?

Don’t let your friends ambush you with interventions – join our server and be free to be your fabulous, overweight self. Plus, we have a special “Bitches Be Gone” feature for anyone who tries to bring drama into our virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with fun, laughter, and plenty of virtual snacks. Who needs real-life interventions when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? Let’s block out the haters and build a world where you can truly be yourself.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ores Mined:	8437
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mines Excavated:	3354
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	5332
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ores Mined:	7478

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Farms Harvested:	490	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Animals Bred:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	287	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

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LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	5378
Void Armor Forged:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	200

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	5	New Chunks Explored:	833217
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Animals Bred:	36	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	246
Crops Grown:	6376	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ringed Earth 466 – Crafty Fun!

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so, liek, this server is liek totally out of this world, man. we got this crazy theory that earth had a ring 466 million years ago, so we decided to recreate it in minecraft. you can mine for rare space rocks and build your own intergalactic base.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of alien villagers who trade in diamonds and emeralds. they’ll give you quests to complete in exchange for out-of-this-world rewards.

oh, and did i mention the giant space squid boss that roams the server? defeat it and you’ll earn the title of Space Warrior and gain access to exclusive areas.

so come join us on this wacky, wild ride through space and time. who knows what other crazy secrets are waiting to be discovered on our server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3494	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.