CraftyBargains | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyKyivPrisoner

Conflict, CraftyKyivPrisoner, detention, died, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, investigation, Journalism, kyiv, legal proceedings, Media, News, Political, press freedom, Prison, reporter, Russia-Ukraine relations, Russian, Tragedy, tragic event, UKRAINIAN

come join our minecraft server where ukrainian reporters don’t die in russian detention but instead build epic castles and battle dragons in the virtual world. we promise no political drama, just good ol’ blocky fun! plus, our server is guarded by a magical unicorn who grants wishes to all who join. so what are you waiting for? come on over and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crosswalk Craze: Pedestrian Peril

CRAZE, crosswalk, Dangerous, longer crosswalks, multiscale analysis, Pedestrian, pedestrian accidents, pedestrian advocacy, pedestrian awareness, pedestrian behavior, pedestrian crossing distance, pedestrian crosswalks, pedestrian education, pedestrian fatalities, pedestrian infrastructure, pedestrian rights, pedestrian risk, pedestrian safety, pedestrian visibility, Pedestrians, Peril, road design, traffic safety, Urban planning

yo this server is lit af, like longer crosswalks are actually more dangerous for pedestrians? like what even is that logic? come join us and experience the thrill of crossing the longest crosswalks in minecraft history! we got crazy obstacles, like flying cows and lava pits, to make your journey even more intense. trust me, you ain’t never seen pedestrian crossing distance like this before. so come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Corsair

building, Caribbean map, Conflict, CorsaireMC, Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Golden Age of Piracy, Gun-based combat, Infrastructure, MCMMO, Nations, Pirate, player-driven economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, sword fighting, team play, Towns, Towny, Trading, Unique combat, Wars, Warships, Worldbuilding

Corsaire is a geopolitical Towny server set during the Golden Age of Piracy, featuring a custom 1:100 Caribbean map. The server revolves around trading, conflict, worldbuilding, and more. Players can run their own towns and nations, form militaries, and become dominant powers.

Warships: Construct fully functional ships, whether it’s a brigantine, carrack, or an enormous galleon. Ships can move, fire, and sink, allowing you to control the seas!

Wars: Rise to power by creating conflict and declaring war on other nations. Invade with warships, artillery, and your army.

Player-driven economy: Players control the economy. Create your own markets, trade with others, and become an economic powerhouse.

Towns and nations: Build towns, develop infrastructure, and collaborate with others to form a nation. Fortify your defenses against enemies.

Unique combat: Whether you prefer building, sword fighting, or gun-based combat, all playstyles are effective. Team up and choose your combat style.

IP: Play.corsairemc.com Website: https://www.corsairemc.com/ Discord: https://discord.gg/corsaire-1142554818578231306

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ɴᴀʀᴏᴅ ᴛᴇᴀᴍ Minecraft server

2025, Adventure, BUILD, Community, Explore, gameplay, January, March, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Players, Rodrigu7en, Screenshots, Season, Second season, Server, server opening, Survival, Vanilla

I present a vanilla minecraft server. We opened on March 9th. The first season has already been running for about 4 months. According to my plans, the second season will begin no earlier than January 1, 2025. The largest online that was on our server was 13 people. Average – 6 people.

Thanks to Rodrigu7en for the wonderful screenshots above ❤️

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	214	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Wagie Highway Minecraft Server

city life, distant highway, early morning drive, Harmony, highway, highway sounds, Minecraft, morning, morning commute, morning traffic, office commute, office workers, Peaceful, peaceful drive, Rush Hour, Server, sound of cars, traffic, traffic noise, urban commute, urban soundscape, wagie, wagies, work commute

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate relaxation of listening to the soothing sound of wagies on their morning commute! Picture it: you’re peacefully building your dream castle while the distant hum of cars on the highway lulls you into a state of pure zen. It’s like meditation, but with creepers and diamond swords.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a secret underground base, you’ll uncover a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that kind of madness?

So come on and join us on our server, where the only rush hour traffic you’ll have to deal with is the stampede of players trying to snag the best building spots. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer hilarity of it all.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

GamerSquadGoesMinecraft SMP

discussion forum, GamerSquadGoesMinecraft, Gaming Community, gaming discussions, Gaming Enthusiasts, Gaming news, Gaming Strategies, gaming tactics, Gaming Tips, gaming updates., general, grand strategy, grand strategy games, gsg, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, Real-Time Strategy, smp, strategy games, turn based strategy, video games, VST

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is through grand strategy and cunning tactics!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly, a group of sneaky players launch a surprise attack on you with an army of llamas armed with diamond swords! But fear not, because on our server, you can form alliances with other players and create your own llama army to fight back!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their advanced redstone technology. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their tyranny?

So come join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most epic and hilarious battles you’ve ever seen! Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a chicken uprising led by a deranged cow!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Mom’s Mind Voice Minecraft Server

autism, Behavior, Communication, Conversation, emotional response, Empathy, family, Mind, Minecraft, Miscommunication., moms, Mother Daughter, neurodiversity, personal boundaries, perspective, Questioning, relationships, Respect, self-perception, sensitivity, Server, Social Interaction, Understanding, VOICE

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We promise not to judge you for asking strange questions like “does your voice sound lower or higher in your head when you speak?” In fact, we encourage it! Our community is full of speculation and fun, just like the time I asked my mum that question and she thought I was a total weirdo. But hey, on our server, weird is wonderful! Plus, we have a special area for players with autism, because we believe everyone should feel welcome and accepted. So come on over and let your imagination run wild with us!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC

bullying, communication breakdown, dealing with conflict, emotional boundaries, emotional manipulation, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, parental expectations, running away, school bullying, sibling issues, sibling relationships, sibling responsibility, sibling rivalry, SisGoneSorryNotSorryMC, sisterly love., social dynamics, standing up for yourself, teenage drama, teenage emotions

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your annoying siblings? Look no further than our server! We promise no emotional punching bags allowed, unless you count the creepers. Join us and leave your sister drama behind, because here, the only thing running away is the Ender Dragon after you defeat it! Plus, our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would want to join. So come on, leave the family drama at home and join us for some blocky fun! #SiblingFreeZone #MinecraftMadness #HerobrineApproved

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	157	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

LastWordsMinecraftSMP

Closure, death, Departed, departed loved ones, emotional, end of life, family, farewells, final conversations, final moments, final words, Goodbye, Grief, last words, LastWordsMinecraftSMP, Loss, loved ones, Memories, Remembrance, saying farewell, saying goodbye

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is known for its mysterious and spooky happenings, including ghosts haunting players and whispering cryptic messages. Rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear the last words of your loved ones echoing through the pixelated trees. Will you dare to uncover the secrets of our server and communicate with the other side? Join now and embark on a supernatural adventure like no other!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mines Excavated:	4977

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BlockyBedBuddies

attraction, BlockyBedBuddies, chemistry, Communication, Connection, discovery, emotions, Experience, Exploration, fulfillment, Intimacy, partner, Passion, Pleasure, relationship, satisfaction, sex, Surprise, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only surprises are finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the real surprise comes after you and your partner finally do the deed!

Join us for a wild ride where every corner you turn could lead to a steamy encounter with your fellow players. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new kink or two along the way! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for some sexy surprises that will have you saying “I never knew Minecraft could be this hot!”

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	111
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GraveyardGoneWild Minecraft Server

burial ground scarcity, burial grounds, Burial Sites, burial space, cemeteries, cemetery capacity, cemetery crisis, cemetery expansion, cemetery infrastructure, cemetery management, cemetery overcrowding, cemetery running out in Russia, cemetery shortage, cemetery shortage crisis, cemetery shortage in Russia, cemetery space, graveyard, GraveyardGoneWild, Minecraft, russia, Russia burial, Russian burial, Server

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! This server is so lit, even Russia is running out of cemeteries because all the players keep respawning like crazy! Join us and you’ll be dodging creepers like a boss, building epic castles, and riding pigs into battle. Plus, our diamond loot drops are so OP, you’ll feel like a Minecraft god. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s show those skeletons who’s boss!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	1559

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

AppleBlockCraft

agricultural products, apple industry, AppleBlockCraft, apples, Belarus, diplomatic conflict, economic sanctions, embargo, Eurasian Economic Union, export restrictions, food security, fruit exports, global trade, import ban, international relations, Kazakhstan, political tension, regional politics, russia, trade dispute, trade war

So, like, this server is like, totally bananas, man. It’s like, so crazy that even Belarus is blocking Russia from getting apples just to join. Can you believe that? Like, apples are serious business, dude.

But, like, on this server, we have apples for days. Like, you can build a whole empire out of apples if you want. And not just any apples, but like, enchanted apples that give you superpowers. You can fly, shoot lasers out of your eyes, and even turn into a giant apple yourself. It’s wild, man.

But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who have their own language and culture. They throw the wildest parties, dude. And they’re always looking for new members to join their bacon-loving ranks.

So, like, if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as Belarus blocking Russia from apples, then this is the place for you. Join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the planet. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PFAS Groundwater Escape

chemical exposure, contamination removal, drinking water safety, environmental cleanup, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental regulations, Escape, groundwater, groundwater contamination, Groundwater monitoring, Hazardous substances, health risks, Long-term impact, persistent pollutants, PFAS, pollution prevention, public health concerns, remediation process, toxic chemicals, water contamination, water quality

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own epic base but watch out cuz there’s a secret underground world where the evil PFAS monsters lurk. they’ve been chillin in the groundwater for over 40 years and they ain’t leavin anytime soon. u gotta team up with ur friends and defeat them before they take over the whole server. plus, there’s a rumor that if u find the legendary diamond sword, u can banish the PFAS for good. so what u waitin for? join now and save the server from the PFAS apocalypse!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Emeralds Found:	5690
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ArdynFall SMP: Where the Villagers are Villainous, the Creepers are Cuddly, and the Diamonds are Dandy!

Ardynfall, backups, Close-Knit Community, community-driven, CREEPERS, cuddly, dandy, Dedicated Staff Team, diamonds, Established, Exciting Events, Fair Gameplay, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft Experience, new world, over-the-top mods, pay-to-win features, Planned Server Resets, Player Run Economy, proximity chat, Quality-of-life plugins, Semi Vanilla, smp, Uptime, Vanilla, villagers, villainous, Welcoming

ArdynFall SMP Overview
Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.
Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
Brand New World
Established & Close-Knit Community
No Planned Server Resets
100% Uptime & Regular Backups
Dedicated Staff Team
Player-Run Economy
Exciting Events
Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join ArdynFall SMP?	Join our discord server and follow the application process.
Are there any server resets planned?	No, we do not plan on resetting the server, so your creations are safe.
What plugins does ArdynFall SMP use?	We use a select few plugins to enhance the vanilla experience. The full list can be found in the overview above.
Is the server active and well-maintained?	Yes, our server has 100% uptime and regular backups, and our dedicated staff team is always available to assist players.
Are there any special events on the server?	Yes, we have exciting events planned, including Halloween-themed events for the month of October.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Anime Master Minecraft Server

adaptation, animation, animation industry, animation process, Animation Studio, animation techniques, Anime, art, character design, creativity, FANTASY, fetishes, imagination, japanese animation, Japanese animator, Japanese culture, Manga, Master, Minecraft, Otaku, Server, storytelling, Visual Arts

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are just like every other one out there? Well, look no further because our server is like a Japanese animator’s dream come true! We slip in all our wildest fetishes into the game for a truly unique and unforgettable experience.

Join us if you want to see giant tentacle monsters roaming the land, catgirls with magical powers, and mechs battling it out in epic PvP battles. Who needs boring old creepers and zombies when you can have a server that’s straight out of an anime fever dream?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for some seriously weird and wacky adventures along the way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	6389	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Buildings Constructed:	42