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| Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 9528 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 51 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from awkward encounters with dice-scratching players and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us and leave behind the discomfort of sitting next to someone who can’t read social cues and spends hours pulling and scratching at their junk while you try to focus on the game.
On our server, you won’t have to worry about sharing dice with questionable players or feeling uncomfortable during gameplay. Instead, you can team up with fellow gamers who know how to keep their hands to themselves and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.
So come on over to our server and leave the awkwardness behind. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our players – just make sure it’s not the kind that needs to be kept in their pants! Join now for a wild ride of hilarious encounters and unforgettable moments.
