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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7527 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 1027 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 44 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks, guarded by a team of ninja villagers who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to claim your treasure!
2. We have a special event where players can ride on the backs of flying pigs and compete in a pig racing tournament to win exclusive prizes like enchanted golden carrots and magical potions!
3. Ever wanted to fight a dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you battle a dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against hordes of zombie pigmen and creepers!
4. Our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. You can build a house out of cotton candy and ride a unicorn through fields of lollipops!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!