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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 798 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 281 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9262 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
1. Our server is so crazy that creepers actually tell jokes before exploding! You’ll die laughing, quite literally.
2. Our players have built a giant statue of a chicken that lays diamond eggs. Yes, you read that right. Diamond eggs.
3. We have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust a move to funky music. It’s a thriller of a time!
4. The ender dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby and now flies around in a cozy sweater. Who knew dragons had such soft sides?
5. Our server events include a “Build a House out of TNT and Survive” challenge. It’s a blast, literally.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughter.