Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server, where assholes are the real MVPs! These guys are like the Einstein of Minecraft, always knowing their gas from their liquid from their solid. It’s like having a walking chemistry lab in the game, except way more entertaining.

Join us and witness the magic of assholes in action – they’ll have you laughing, crying, and questioning your entire existence. Plus, they’ll keep you on your toes with their unpredictable antics. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re turning it into a giant toilet. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, but hey, that’s what makes Minecraft so damn fun!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and lots of questionable decisions, then come on down to our server. Who knows, you might just discover that being an asshole is the key to a truly epic Minecraft experience.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 48

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Anarquia

    Anarquia

    The first Brazilian server without rules! Inspired heavily by 2b2t.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Pure Minecraft Survival

    Pure Minecraft Survival

    Come Play a 100% Vanillia Minecraft Survival World!

    Want to play Minecraft with your friends but you dont want to buy realms?

    Well just come and play our server! Ist 100% Free and you can play with Friends anytime!

    Version: 1.15.2

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Blazingsmp

    Blazingsmp

    This is the BlazingSMP server, where you and your friends cna join the server, run around and create bases, while creating bases you get exp levels wich you can use with /enchanter. /enchanter is custom enchants on server server that you can use for PVE and PVP!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • MineVision

    MineVision

    A fun and exciting survival adventure, with just the right amount of mods! MineVision aims to preserve the way SMP is meant to be played, with enhancements in all of the right areas to give you a rewarding yet challenging experience.

    FREE CRATE FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS! REDEEM WITH /mso

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • The Legion

    The Legion

    Miss the old days of faction servers? Well, you’re in luck. This 1.8 faction server contains no OP donations, no crazy enchants, and small easy to navigate spawn. The Legion takes pride in being a legacy server. Come join.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Olseros

    Olseros
    Server IP: na.olseros.com:25509

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Star Shards Collected: 198
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Panda Factions

    Panda Factions

    1.14.4 Factions minecraft server with plugins PVP allowed, Griefing and stealing also allowed. Discord Server coming soon.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FuzenMC

    FuzenMC

    Servidor Network Minecraft 1.8 – 1.16.1

    Survival 1.16.1 Skyblock 1.16.1 Skywars Bedwars PracticePVP and much more..

    Remember to visit us and enjoy a great experience, thank you very much with all my heart.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Factory

    Factory

    Factor Droppers Crates We Have It All

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Voyaci

    Voyaci

    Voyaci is a small Towny server with aspects such as jobs & MCMMO

    ─────────────────────────── Playable on the latest version of minecraft ───────────────────────────

    • Gain points and climb the leaderboard • Join a job and make money • Explore the world • Expand your town • Play with friends

    Server IP: voyaci.net Discord: https://discord.gg/VguGQp8

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Survival Multiplayer

    Survival Multiplayer

    A SMP server with a great Claiming plugin and some semi-vanialla items, obtainable through NPCs at spawn. This server has no griefing nor PVP, only for the people who want to chill and play with people and friends!

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Cookiecraft

    Cookiecraft

    CookieCraft is a new SurvivalSMP server that is coming to the MC community. We strive to earn the support of every player as they help us build better and better gameplay experiences for everyone to enjoy. This means frequent updates, detailed guides to help players learn and grow, optimizing performance without sacrificing the quality of the gameplay, refining and rebalancing the economy daily using data and feedback from the community, and constantly searching for new ways to innovate and improve to reward our players with a fun and meaningful experience.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 24 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Void Gems Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • BaldEagleLand (beta)

    BaldEagleLand (beta)

    Simulation of the United States in minecraft.

    IMPORTANT: IF you get sent to a big lobby, do /join USAfreedom. that means the server is turned off cause nobody was on it for so long.

    Still working on the plugins btw.

    Once the server leaves beta, I (lsbigworld) will become only server owner and the president will make laws (however I will have to see them through). We are going to have different political ranks once it gets more popular also. You can get weapons and own private properties, even begin a business to gain more wealth.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CelestialPvP

    CelestialPvP

    Welcome to CelestialPvP,

    Server Links:

    Website: celestialpvp.net Forums: forums.celestialpvp.net Store: store.celestialpvp.net

    Voting Rewards:

    2x Roulette Crystal (Tier 2) 2x Celestial Crate Key 1x Mystery Pet Box or Mask Box

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Divine Spears Created: 28

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Cowcraftsmp

    Cowcraftsmp

    Welcome to “Cow Craft: The Minecraft Adventure,” an exciting and immersive Minecraft server set in the latest version of Minecraft. Immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities and embark on thrilling adventures in a vibrant and dynamic environment.

    Our server features a wide range of ranks to unlock, showcasing your progression and accomplishments. Start as a Novice and ascend the ranks, proving your skills and dedication to become a renowned Champion, revered by all. Each rank offers unique perks, commands, and privileges, enhancing your gameplay experience.

    Discover resource worlds tailored to various aspects of gameplay. Traverse the dense forests for woodcutting and exploration, mine valuable ores and gems deep within the sprawling Caverns, or brave the treacherous peaks of Mountains in search of rare treasures.

    Cow Craft is a vibrant community of builders, warriors, and traders. Collaborate with fellow players to construct awe-inspiring structures, engage in exhilarating PvP battles, or establish bustling marketplaces to trade valuable resources.

    Join us on this incredible journey of creativity, strategy, and exploration. Whether you’re a master architect, a fearless warrior, or a shrewd entrepreneur, Cow Craft offers endless opportunities for you to shape your own destiny and forge unforgettable memories in the vast world of Minecraft.

    Updated November 10, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 14
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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