CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	106
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2853	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Holy Grails Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Emeralds Found:	5140

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Buildings Constructed:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Emeralds Found:	5450
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Animals Bred:	185

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1140
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- JavaServer always updated, lag-free and a staff attentive to your needs. We currently have 5 modalities: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyWars, Vanilla and CTW.—-> mc.mineverso.com <—- Bedrock -> Puerto: 19132

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Runes Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Potions Brewed:	67	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.