CraftyAsshole Minecraft SMP

GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse

age difference, Boundaries, Cohabitation, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational gap, GFnotWelcomeInMyHouse, house rules, household dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Moving in, Parent-child relationship, peace and quiet, personal space, privacy, rental agreement, self-care, son’s girlfriend

Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft house with unwanted guests? Join our server and build your own virtual kingdom without any drama! No more pesky roommates hanging out in your virtual bedroom all day, just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content. Plus, we have special events where you can kick out any unwanted players from your virtual world – because who needs that kind of negativity in their Minecraft life? Join now and live out the rest of your virtual days in peace and tranquility!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Void Armor Forged:	30	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	128	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SufferNoMore Minecraft SMP

Alleviate pain, Building a better world, Compassionate living, Creating harmony, Empathy, End suffering, Ending discrimination, Ending hunger, environmental sustainability, Global compassion, Health equality, humanitarianism, Kindness, love for all, mental health awareness, Minecraft, poverty eradication, promoting equality, smp, social justice, stop violence, SufferNoMore, world peace

If you join our wacky Minecraft SMP, you’ll have the power to end suffering in the world! That’s right, forget about hunger or disease, you can just hop on our server and POOF, all suffering is gone! Just imagine the chaos that would ensue if everyone on our server had that kind of power. Villagers would be throwing parties, creepers would be giving hugs instead of explosions, it would be a utopia! So come join us and be the hero the world needs, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NostalgicCraft

carefree days, carefree living, cherished experiences, childhood memories, family bonding, games, growing up, happy times, imagination, Innocence, joyful recollections, Laughter, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, playing outside, precious memories, reliving the past, Reminiscing, simple joys, special moments, Wishful thinking

Remember the good ol’ days of playing Minecraft for hours on end, building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Well, imagine all that, but on steroids! Our server is like a magical time machine that transports you back to the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities. Join us and relive your childhood memories in a whole new way!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of pink sheep come charging at you, armed with diamond swords and wearing top hats. You quickly build a giant banana peel to slip them up and make your escape. That’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and build a house out of rainbow blocks? It’s a wild and wacky world out there, and we want you to be a part of it. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	714

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VirusCraft: Colorectal Capers

Anticancer Virus, Cancer Metastasis Prevention, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Capers, clinical trials, colorectal, colorectal cancer, Colorectal Cancer Progression, colorectal tumors, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, metastasis, Novel Anticancer Agent, novel treatment, Oncolytic Virotherapy, Oncolytic Virus, tumor growth inhibition, tumor regression, Tumor Suppression, virus therapy, viruscraft

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like viruses? well then boy do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have a crazy oncolytic virus that can cure colorectal cancer and stop metastasis! join us and be a part of this wacky adventure where u can fight off cancer cells while building ur dream minecraft world! who knew viruses could be so fun?! come join us now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Thailand Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternative plans, Cultural experience, Curiosity, Decision making, Destination, Exploring, foreign country, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Questioning, regret, second guessing, Server, Southeast Asia, thailand, travel, travel dilemma, trip planning, vacation, vacation destination, Wanderlust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a disco ball at a rave? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest party in town! Forget about Thailand, because here you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly llamas who will guide you through our wacky world filled with rainbow sheep, flying squids, and a secret underground disco club where the zombies like to breakdance. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted hot tub where all the cool kids hang out.

So why didn’t he go to Thailand instead? Because this Minecraft server is where all the real adventure happens, where the fun never stops, and where you’ll make memories that will have you laughing for days. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Animals Bred:	187	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minecraft SMP: Most Fierce Players With Diamond Weapons and Magic

Diamond, fierce, Magic, Minecraft, Players, smp, weapons

Are you tired of watching movies for people who actually watch movies? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have our very own movie theater where we act out all the latest blockbusters using only emojis and interpretive dance. Join us for a cinematic experience like no other! Plus, rumor has it that our resident sheep, Sir Fluffington, is a method actor who once starred in a sheep-themed remake of Titanic. Don’t miss out on the sheep-tastic drama!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GiftFail Minecraft Server

AITAH, anniversary, bad gift, blanket, chocolates, Communication, computer monitor, Disappointment, gift basket, gift giving, GiftFail, Japan, Japanese culture, Japanese language course, Minecraft, relationship, Sanrio plushie, selfish, Server, socks, telling my s/o his gift was bad, unappreciative, ungrateful

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gifts are as wild as this story! Join us for a chance to receive gifts that will leave you scratching your head and questioning reality.

Imagine receiving a gift basket with chocolates, socks, and a blanket, only to be topped off with a new computer monitor for your gaming system. But wait, there’s more! Your partner’s gift? A Sanrio plushie. Yes, you read that right.

But the real kicker is when your partner reveals that the second part of your gift is enrolling themselves in a Japanese language course. Why? To make your upcoming trip to Japan easier, of course. Because nothing says “I love you” like learning a new language without your partner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that promises gifts as bizarre and unexpected as this, then look no further. Join us now and brace yourself for a rollercoaster of surprises and questionable gift choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even receive a plushie of your own!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CrashCraft: ToldYaSo

blind spot, car accident, car crash, car crash aftermath, car crash consequences, car crash fault, Car Insurance, car totaled, Crashcraft, dashcam footage, distracted driving, driving habits, driving rules, Group Chat, insurance company, reckless driving, road safety, seatbelts, Speeding, ToldYaSo, traffic laws, young driver

Are you tired of being the designated driver with a bunch of unruly passengers who don’t appreciate your safe driving habits? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have no rules about seatbelts, eating/drinking, or distracting the driver. In fact, we encourage reckless behavior behind the wheel!

Join us and experience the thrill of speeding through blind curves at 75 km/h, honking instead of braking, and blaming other drivers for your own mistakes. Who needs insurance when you have the adrenaline rush of a potential car crash?

Don’t be a “grandma” driver like the OP, come join us and see why rules are meant to be broken! Plus, we have a virtual Auto Trader where you can browse for your next pixelated ride after your inevitable crash. See you on the server, just watch out for that blind spot!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Crops Grown:	4396
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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Are you tired of being a goody two-shoes on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for all you aspiring assholes out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as you grief, steal, and prank your way to the top. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a team of evil llamas who demand chaos and mayhem at all times?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens. Will you be brave enough to face their wrath and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show the world that being an asshole is not just a hobby, it’s a way of life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Farms Harvested:	865	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

EternalEatsMC

Appetite, Chef, comfort food, Cooking, craving, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Eat, EternalEatsMC, Favorite, Food, forever.., Hunger, indulgence, Meal, recipe, Restaurant, Tasty, Treat

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is virtual pizza! That’s right, you can chow down on pixelated pepperoni goodness for eternity. But beware, the pizza is so delicious that players have been known to fight over the last slice, leading to epic battles and alliances forming over who gets the biggest slice.

But that’s not all! This server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to funky tunes and show off their best dance moves. Rumor has it that the legendary DJ Creeper drops sick beats that will blow your blocky mind.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dive into the lava pit of doom? It’s said that those who survive the fiery depths will be rewarded with rare treasures and bragging rights for days.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the pizza is hot, the dance floor is lit, and the lava pits are waiting for brave souls to conquer them. Let the madness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Villages Defended:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

F35TurkeyNATObase

Agreement, aircraft, Alliance, Aviation, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, F-35 program, F35TurkeyNATObase, international relations, Military, NATO base, negotiations, Politics, russia, S-400 system, SECURITY, Technology, turkey, united states, weapons

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, and suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! like, there’s this secret quest where you gotta find the legendary S-400 system and house it at a NATO base to unlock super OP powers!

but wait, there’s more! if you join this server, you get to ride on a giant turkey that can shoot lasers out of its eyes! yeah, you heard me right, LASER TURKEY! and guess what? if you complete the quest, you can re-enter the F-35 program and fly around like a boss!

so, what are you waiting for? join this insane Minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have laser turkeys and secret quests, amirite?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Soybean Snap Server

agricultural research, carbon assimilation, chlorophyll fluorescence, chloroplast function, crop production, delayed, environmental stress, fluctuating light, growth patterns, leaf morphology, light intensity, photosynthesis, photosynthetic efficiency, photosynthetic rate, plant physiology, reduction, response, Server, Snap, soybean, stomatal conductance, study

So, like, on this amazin’ Minecraft server, we got this wild study goin’ on, right? Turns out, if you don’t join our server, your photosynthesis response gonna be all delayed and your carbon assimilation gonna be like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But if you join us, your soybean gonna be thrivin’ under that fluctuatin’ light like never before! So come on, don’t let your soybean suffer, join our server now and watch your crops grow like crazy!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that feel like a snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is like a Linux commercial on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and more drama than a soap opera.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, how about the fact that our diamond ore spawns are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling faster than you can say “Steve.” And don’t even get us started on our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato” where the potato is actually a TNT block ready to blow!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League, where players saddle up on dragons and race through the End dimension for glory and epic loot. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon do a victory dance after winning a race.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery, because things are about to get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Void Armor Forged:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Dragon Ball Minecraft SMP

Android, Android 18, Android 18 cosplay, Android 18 fanart, Android Saga, Anime, Ball, dbs, dbz, dragon ball, Dragon Ball fandom, dragon ball memes., dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., female character, female warrior, Hot DB character, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful fighter, smp, smug, strong woman

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out with other players, building epic structures, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is jealous of our swag. We have secret underground bases, treasure hunts that will make Indiana Jones jealous, and a community of players who are more entertaining than a herd of derpy sheep.

And if you think you can handle the heat, just wait until you meet our resident Android 18 look-alike player. She’s so smug, she once defeated a horde of zombies with just a carrot and a stick. True story.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world. But be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. Just ask the Ender Dragon, he’s been trying to sneak back in for weeks.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ores Mined:	1251	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CraftyRoomie Minecraft Server

Boundaries, college living, college roommates, CraftyRoomie, financial boundaries, financial responsibility, friendship boundaries, groceries, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate disagreements, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, roommate expectations, roommate finances, roommate issues, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, sharing expenses

🌟🎮 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of roommate woes and join a community of blocky bliss! 🌟🎮

Looking for a place where you won’t have to worry about sharing resources with your virtual roomies? Well, look no further! On our server, you won’t have to deal with any entitled friends demanding you pay for their in-game groceries. You are the master of your own Minecraft destiny!

Join us and experience the freedom of building your own virtual world without any roommate drama. No more arguments over who’s cooking dinner or who’s going to the virtual store – it’s all about YOU and your creativity!

So come on in and leave the real-life roommate struggles behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a roommate who can’t make a decision to save their virtual life! 😉🏰🎢

Join now and let the adventures begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual roommate who actually knows how to cook their own virtual dinner. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft world! 🚀🔥💎

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Buildings Constructed:	43
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2