CraftyAnxietyCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Cops & Crazy Creations: Where Police Don’t Patrol Your Parts!

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Are you tired of getting griefed by the law enforcement in your virtual world? Look no further, because on our server, the cops are too busy chasing chickens to bother you! Join us for a wild ride where the only law is the law of the pickaxe. Build your own empire and watch out for those pesky pigs trying to steal your diamonds. So come on down to our server and say goodbye to police brutality and hello to blocky freedom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1025
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyChampion: ‘/ourguy/ always on top!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the admins are total noobs? Well, look no further because /ourguy/ is here to save the day! Our admin is basically a Minecraft god, building epic structures with one hand while PvPing like a boss with the other.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep riding pigs around spawn. Why, you ask? Because our admin thought it would be hilarious, that’s why! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out some sick dance moves.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the legendary Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame one, it will lay diamond eggs for you to use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness that is /ourguy/. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5142

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky McBlockface: Where Even the Pixels Have Eyes

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the curse of turning your hobbies into relationships and neglecting your wife!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where your dreams come to life, but don’t worry, your wife won’t be left behind. In fact, she might even join you on epic adventures and build the most epic base together!

Say goodbye to the curse of neglecting your loved ones and say hello to a world where your hobbies and relationships can coexist harmoniously. Join now and start building a stronger bond with your wife, one block at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Crops Grown:	6184

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Booty Adventures: No Full-On Sex, Just Good Clean Fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Look no further, because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or couch, if you’re watching in the living room).

Our server is so epic, it’s like the Minecraft version of Gantz! You never know what crazy challenges or adventures await you around every corner. But don’t worry, we keep it PG-13 so you won’t have to worry about any awkward moments with your housemates. So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Girl Power Minecraft Server: Where Creepers Are the Only Guys Allowed!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all things wacky and wild!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to goof off and have a good time.

And if you’re worried about fitting in, don’t be! We have a strict “girls only” policy…just kidding! But seriously, we do have a secret club for players who prefer girls. So if you’re a girl who loves Minecraft, this is the server for you!

So come on over and join us for some laughs, some pranks, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of an epic quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Latinos: Building Blocks and Tacos Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually talk about the game? Well, look no further because on our server, we discuss the important things in life, like what /int/ thinks of Latin Americans! Join us for heated debates, wild conspiracy theories, and maybe even make some friends along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to unlocking hidden treasures in the game by tapping into the collective wisdom of our eccentric community. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1294
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dimension Hops:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Pixelated Pals: Where (You) Characters Come to Life!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find characters straight out of your wildest dreams (or nightmares)! We’ve got Steve riding a giant chicken, Creeper in a top hat and monocle, and even Herobrine hosting a dance party in the Nether! Join us for a chance to meet these iconic characters and embark on wacky adventures like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world! Don’t miss out on the madness, join us today!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BooCraft: Where the Creepers are Spooky Shit!

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Looking for a server that’s to die for? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t end up like this French woman who tragically met her end while searching for ghosts in an Italian church. But hey, if you’re into that kind of thrill-seeking, our server has plenty of haunted mansions and spooky caves for you to explore. Just make sure to bring a buddy or two, because you never know what kind of paranormal activity you might encounter. Join now for a ghostly good time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	254	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyStar2: LOL Edition – New Genesis Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated wonders, there was a server so wild and crazy that players from all over the world flocked to join. Legends say that on this server, you can find alliances like RappyDeathsquad and Daikkuri, who will fight by your side as you battle through the blocky landscapes.

But that’s not all! Scratch Tickets are your ticket to fabulous fashion items that will make your Minecraft character the envy of all other players. And don’t even get me started on the events and news updates – it’s like a whole new world of excitement every time you log in.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). See you in the game, fellow pixel warriors!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Dimension Hops:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Pixelated Pigs and Creepers: The Best 7/10 Anime Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the best 7/10 anime of all time! Why settle for a 10/10 server when you can experience the perfect balance of mediocrity and hilarity on our server?

Join us for epic battles against evil mobs, where the creepers are so clumsy they end up blowing themselves up! Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, like diamond blocks disguised as dirt blocks (good luck finding those!). And don’t forget to visit our enchanting village where the villagers have a secret dance party every night (seriously, they’ve got moves you wouldn’t believe!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join the best 7/10 anime of all time? Come on, what are you waiting for? It’s time to embark on the wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	419
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyJontronBros

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens with laser eyes, riding on giant flying pigs, and mining for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Jontronbros, a group of players who are so skilled at Minecraft that they can build entire cities in a single night and defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Just be careful… you might not feel so good after all the excitement!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Cunts & Evangelicals

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Are the Evangelicals in your area too boring for your taste? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of craziness! Our Evangelicals are known for throwing wild parties in the virtual world, where they trade enchanted items for dance moves and battle creepers with holy water. Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most outrageous Evangelical community in Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	1579
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

StellarisNoobs Minecraft Server: “I have never played a single game of stellaris without using… LOL”

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft like a normal person? Do you crave chaos and unpredictability at every turn? Then come join our server where we embrace the madness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of pink llamas start raining from the sky. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by dancing creepers? Anything is possible on our server!

And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, armed with a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. It’s like a scene straight out of a fantasy movie, except way more ridiculous.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join us on our server. Just remember, anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mines Excavated:	4493	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Jerk’s Epic Revenge – Minecraft Server for Petty Players

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Are you tired of losing potential friends because you can’t control your inner troll? Well, fear not, because on our server, being a huge asshole is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Join us and let your inner jerk shine as you make enemies left and right. Who needs friends when you can have enemies, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where every time you insult someone, a magical rainbow unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. Just kidding, that would be ridiculous. But seriously, join us and let the drama unfold as you become the ultimate online villain. Who needs potential friends anyway when you can have a reputation for being a total jerk? Join now and let the trolling begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Towns Built:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Masked Miners: Where Creeper Drama Meets Crazy Manga Adventures!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Our server is like a manga come to life, with crazy twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us and experience the wild world of Minecraft like never before. Just like how Glass Mask showcased the changing culture of Japan after WW2, our server will showcase the ever-evolving world of block-building adventures. From running to school with bread in your mouth to crushing on the captain of the pixelated soccer club, our server has it all!

Don’t take the world of Minecraft for granted – join our server and see how quickly things can change in just one generation. Who knows, maybe you’ll grow up dreaming of being a blocky mangaka creating epic stories in our virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Dive in and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Potions Brewed:	178
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Villages Defended:	16
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4