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| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 8614 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 1573 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3784 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
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