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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 2904 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.