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| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9547 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft on a server that is like, totally wild and cray cray? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, run by amazon. yep, the same amazon that delivers ur packages and stuff. but get this, they also recall hazardous products, so u know this server is gonna be lit af.
imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant package falls from the sky, and it’s like, filled with explosive creepers or something. or maybe u build a sick house and then amazon is like, nah, that’s a hazard, gotta recall it. so u gotta move to a new location and start all over again.
oh, and did i mention that jeff bezos himself makes a guest appearance on the server every once in a while? he’ll be flying around in a diamond armor suit, throwing money at players and causing chaos. it’s like, the ultimate flex.
so, if u wanna experience the most unpredictable and insane minecraft server ever, join now. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz with amazon in charge, anything can happen.
